Birthday Cards

So, what do YOU do on someone's birthday? Smack some money in an envelope and scrawl the person's name on top and call it a day? Or do you plan weeks on the PERFECT birthday presents? Or do you plan a surprise birthday party and scare the heck out of him/her? Man, I love surprise parties. I wonder what they're thinking when they see a bunch of people in their house. I'd like to see something like this go up on the news: MAN SHOOTS FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON ACCIDENT DUE TO A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY PLANNED BY SPOUSE! I mean ,heck, when you see a bunch of people hiding in your house you don't think FIESTA! I think more on the lines of robbers, stalkers, or maybe even some escaped prisoners on the hideout. Anyways, the reason I'm asking is that I have AN UBER HARD TIME making birthday card. Especially when that person is a relative who you are supposed to "know" well and ,ahem, don't.

Hannah Abbot

Random II

Hello People of the World and Aliens of Mars!

I am your second editor! That's number 2! Think of it this way: 2 people, one blog, and a billion very random, very scary (not really) thoughts. It's frightening, I know.

There's one thing I enjoy talking about: randomness. As Hannah said, if you're not looking for info about chinchillas and tacos, you've got the wrong blog. But no fear! We'll also talk about Bigfoot and Chickens who Cross the Road.

So if you have the fear of randomosity, then don't look here! But if you don't, then go ahead take a look around. I've got nothing to hide, except all of the obvious stuff! Next stop: Venus and so on!

Danielle

Random

As you have probably concluded, this blog will not have any relevancy to reality. JK
I only said that 'cuz it rhymed. Anyways, if you are reading this blog for advice on life, you've failed in your search. Unless you want to know about chinchillas or tacos, you are sorely misguided.
SO BEWARE ALL YE WHO ENTER
'cuz we're two bloggers looking for some entertainment in our dull, long (maybe) lives.

Hannah Abbot